It's finally time for my favourite time of the year, that wonderful holiday where I can sit around all day and stuff my face without actually having to celebrate anything.
I love Thanksgiving for many different reasons. One being, of course, the abundance of food that centres around it. But I also love Thanksgiving because it is one of the few holidays that is not centered on some ridiculous premise that has become overhyped over the years: giving thanks.
I don't usually celebrate holidays. It's not for religious reasons, nor because I'm 'rebelling' against something. I don't rebel for stupid reasons like that, and I'm definately not religious. I just get so tired of everyone making all the five-thousand and one holidays out to be such a huge deal when most of them have no idea what the actual idea of the holiday is. Thanksgiving is easy, though. You give thanks for the things you are thankful for; your family, your friends, your job, the fact that you actually managed to pass that crazy Calculus II test you had last week, the fact that you aren't a chimney sweep, etc, etc.

Another bonus that comes along with Thanksgiving is THANKSGIVING BREAK. This is a huge deal for me, because as a college student, I don't get many days off. But I am not going to be doing anything school related TUESDAY THROUGH SUNDAY!
Okay, maybe I'll be editing my research paper one of those days. And maybe, because I'm a nerd, I'll be reading my Calculus book, just for shits and giggles. BUT MOSTLY I WILL BE SLEEPING AND WORKING AND HANGING OUT WITH PEOPLE THAT I NEVER GET TO SEE.

And now, it is time for another ABSOLUTELY RETARDED conversation between me and Ashley. I find it amusing.

KENDRA D: I'm shoving my foot in your face
ASHLEY B: It smells
KD: That's the scent of glory
AB: Smells like foot to me
AB: I spray febreze on your foot
KD: Now my foot smells like glory and flowers
KD: Sweaty, glorious flowers
AB: Your scaring me
KD: It's what I do
AB: Your foot smells
KD: Thats not my foot thats the pizza I left under my couch
AB: How long has it been there
KD: A week
KD: Or two
KD: Okay its been there since before I got the couch but its still good
AB: Throw it out
KD: I'm saving it
AB: For what
KD: To feed Audrey
AB: Who
KD: My giant man eating plant
KD: Only he doesn't eat men he eats rancid pizza
KD: FEED ME SEYMORE!

In other news, I have to go to class now. Toodleoo!